Stop calling yourself from home and let the phone ringing.
Don't let your friends found a vibrator in your purse anymore.
If you can't hide your vibrator as a phone, turn your phone into a vibrator!
With Masturbator Pro your mobile phone becomes an excellent self sex toy for ladies!
You just need to start the program, set the vibration type to Continuous, Alternating or Random, and that’s it!

It's FREE, if you like it please leave a comment on my page: http://teknoraver.net/software/mpfl/

Note: On some phones like Nokia you have to use a profile with vibration enabled (eg. Normal)
Warning: doesn't works at all with first Nokia S60 phones like the 6600 due a Symbian bug, for more info go read: http://discussion.forum.nokia.com/forum/showthread.php?t=33867#post193037