Do you have a craving for items produced under inhumane working conditions which are sold for mere pennies?
Are you willing to endure the thrill of the wait for your package while Chinese manufacturer's daughters are blowing you kisses? (づ￣ ³￣)づ
Look no further! Because this app will supply you with an unlimited selection of random products to order from overseas.
You don't believe me? Well, you better make up your mind - because this shit is for real. Have a look at the screenshots and try the app for yourself.
I'm legally not allowed to say this, but there is a LIFETIME GUARANTEE that everything on this app is made by 15 year old girls, who look just like the ones from your favorite anime.
By using this app you agree to flip off the postman as he hands you your 6th $0.50 lapel mic
while smiling like the magnificent bastard you are.